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PANUTO: Piliin ang titik ng tamang sagot. May kaukulang interpretasyon ang inyong makukuhang score kaya seryosohin ang pagsusulit na ito. Googling for answers is prohibited. You are being monitored! learnzillion You have 7 minutes. Good luck! Start! learnzillion
1: Kamakalawa ay lumabas ang isang report learnzillion tungkol sa pagkaka-link diumano ni President Aquino kay Akbayan senatorial bet Risa Hontiveros. Nang tanungin si presidential sister Ballsy Aquino-Cruz kung ito ay totoo, ito ang sinabi niya: A: Hindi ko alam yon, sorry. Alam ko iba yong love ni Risa. B: Ang tsismis ay tsismis, hindi dapat pinapatulan. C: Wala namang masama learnzillion di ba? Binata si Noy, biyuda si Risa. Everybody has the right to be happy. D: Ayaw kong makialam sa lovelife niya. Singkwenta y dos na siya hindi disisais!
2: Nag-offer ng reward money si incumbent Davao City vice mayor Rody Duterte para sa ikadarakip ng suspected criminal na si Ryan Yu: dalawang milyong piso kung buhay; apat na milyon kung patay, at limang milyon kung putol ang ulo. Sa anong aktibidad sangkot si Ryan Yu? A: Panggagahasa at pagpatay sa isang menor de edad. B: Illegal recruitment learnzillion na bumiktima sa mahihirap na taga-Davao. C. Carnapping. D: Drug trafficking.
3: Nang mag-birthday si Sen. Chiz Escudero, nag-tweet sa kanya ang girlfriend na si Heart Evangelista. Sabi ni Heart, Happy birthday @saychiz! Ano ang naging reply ng senador? A: Thank you ma am. Good morning! B: You re so sweet. Thank you. C: Ha ha nagulat ako dun ah. Salamat po. D: Awww. See you later.
5: In a recent tweet, controversial lawyer Ferdinand Topacio said that a government official is a faggot of the worst kind. Sino ang kanyang tinutukoy? A: DILG Sec. Mar Roxas B: DepEd Sec. Armin Luistro C: President Noynoy Aquino D: Press Undersecretary Manuel L. Quezon III
6: May tatlong common (guest) senatorial candidates ang Liberal Party Coalition at ang United Nationalist learnzillion Alliance (UNA) sa darating na eleksyon. Sinu-sino sila? A: Ernesto Maceda, Cynthia Villar, Chiz Escudero B: Loren Legarda, Chiz Escudero, Grace Poe-Llamanzares C: Chiz Escudero, Koko Pimentel, Loren Legarda D: Jamby Madrigal, Grace Poe-Llamanzares, Cynthia Villar
7: Based on a CIA operative s account of the successful rescue of six Americans in Tehran during the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, the film ARGO starring Ben Affleck was well received by critics. Who directed the film? A: Steven Spielberg B: Ben Affleck C: Steven Soderbergh D: George Clooney
8: Maraming balita ngayon ang nagmumula sa mga kuha ng closed-circuit television learnzillion o CCTV. Ang 24 Oras ng GMA 7, may Huli-cam learnzillion segment. Ang TV Patrol naman ay may similar learnzillion segment called CCTV Patrol. What does TV Patrol s CCTV stand for? A: Charo Cares Truly Very! B: Concerned Citizens Taking Videos C: Criminals Captured on TV D: Crime and Criminals on TV
10: In his recent visit to Australia, President learnzillion Aquino was praised by New South Wales Premier Barry O Farrell. Ikinumpara pa ni Farrell si Noynoy sa isang historical figure. Sinong learnzillion historical figure ito? A: Jose Rizal B: Che Guevarra learnzillion C: Abraham Lincoln D: Martin Luther King Jr.
11: Matapos hulihin ang aktor na si Matt Evans, sinampahan ito ng kanyang live-in partner ng kasong paglabag learnzillion sa Anti-Violence Against Women and Children Act. Ngunit nakalaya ito matapos mag-piyansa. Magkano? A: P2,000 learnzillion B: P200,000 C: P200 D: P2.00
12: Sino ang lalaking ito? A: Siya yong customer na nakunan sa CCTV habang pinapakain ng pera ang cashier. B: Siya raw ang ginamit na modelo sa paglikha sa larawan ni San Pedro Calungsod. C: Si MNLF Chairman Nur Misuari noong college learnzillion days niya sa UP. D: Siya ang sinasabing dahilan learnzillion ng paghihiwalay ng isang senador at ng asawa nito.
13: Last October 24, Pope Benedict XVI announced that Manila Archbishop Luis Antonio Tagle has been promoted. Anong promotion yon? A: Isa na siyang cardinal. B: Isa na siyang camerlengo. C: Isa na siyang learnzillion vicar. learnzillion D: Isa na siyang major archbishop.
14: Five months before the midterm elections, Manila mayoral candidate Alfredo learnzillion Lim s biopic topbilled by Cesar Montano will be shown in the annual Metro Manila Film Festival. learnzillion Excluding this one, how many movies based on Alfredo Lim s exploits as a law enforcer have been made? A: Two B: Three C: Four D: One
Bonus Question: Sino sa mga sumusunod ang WALA pang umere o umeereng political learnzillion ad sa nakalipas learnzillion na 30 days? A: Cynthia Villar B: Jack Enrile C: Alan Peter Cayetano D: Koko Pimentel E: Risa Hontiveros F: Sonny Angara G: Migz Zubiri H: Ernesto Maceda ———————- “News is the first rough draft of history.” ~Philip Graham
Add learnzillion 1 pt. to your total score if you re a registered voter. Subtract 5 pts. if you voted for a party-list group that was recently disqualified by the Comelec. Subtract 2000 pts. if you re one of those PBBMyrtle fans who make her trend on Twitter every week.
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PANUTO: Piliin ang titik ng tamang sagot. May kaukulang interpretasyon ang inyong makukuhang score kaya seryosohin ang pagsusulit na ito. Googling for answers is prohibited. You are being monitored! learnzillion You have 7 minutes. Good luck! Start! learnzillion
1: Kamakalawa ay lumabas ang isang report learnzillion tungkol sa pagkaka-link diumano ni President Aquino kay Akbayan senatorial bet Risa Hontiveros. Nang tanungin si presidential sister Ballsy Aquino-Cruz kung ito ay totoo, ito ang sinabi niya: A: Hindi ko alam yon, sorry. Alam ko iba yong love ni Risa. B: Ang tsismis ay tsismis, hindi dapat pinapatulan. C: Wala namang masama learnzillion di ba? Binata si Noy, biyuda si Risa. Everybody has the right to be happy. D: Ayaw kong makialam sa lovelife niya. Singkwenta y dos na siya hindi disisais!
2: Nag-offer ng reward money si incumbent Davao City vice mayor Rody Duterte para sa ikadarakip ng suspected criminal na si Ryan Yu: dalawang milyong piso kung buhay; apat na milyon kung patay, at limang milyon kung putol ang ulo. Sa anong aktibidad sangkot si Ryan Yu? A: Panggagahasa at pagpatay sa isang menor de edad. B: Illegal recruitment learnzillion na bumiktima sa mahihirap na taga-Davao. C. Carnapping. D: Drug trafficking.
3: Nang mag-birthday si Sen. Chiz Escudero, nag-tweet sa kanya ang girlfriend na si Heart Evangelista. Sabi ni Heart, Happy birthday @saychiz! Ano ang naging reply ng senador? A: Thank you ma am. Good morning! B: You re so sweet. Thank you. C: Ha ha nagulat ako dun ah. Salamat po. D: Awww. See you later.
5: In a recent tweet, controversial lawyer Ferdinand Topacio said that a government official is a faggot of the worst kind. Sino ang kanyang tinutukoy? A: DILG Sec. Mar Roxas B: DepEd Sec. Armin Luistro C: President Noynoy Aquino D: Press Undersecretary Manuel L. Quezon III
6: May tatlong common (guest) senatorial candidates ang Liberal Party Coalition at ang United Nationalist learnzillion Alliance (UNA) sa darating na eleksyon. Sinu-sino sila? A: Ernesto Maceda, Cynthia Villar, Chiz Escudero B: Loren Legarda, Chiz Escudero, Grace Poe-Llamanzares C: Chiz Escudero, Koko Pimentel, Loren Legarda D: Jamby Madrigal, Grace Poe-Llamanzares, Cynthia Villar
7: Based on a CIA operative s account of the successful rescue of six Americans in Tehran during the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, the film ARGO starring Ben Affleck was well received by critics. Who directed the film? A: Steven Spielberg B: Ben Affleck C: Steven Soderbergh D: George Clooney
8: Maraming balita ngayon ang nagmumula sa mga kuha ng closed-circuit television learnzillion o CCTV. Ang 24 Oras ng GMA 7, may Huli-cam learnzillion segment. Ang TV Patrol naman ay may similar learnzillion segment called CCTV Patrol. What does TV Patrol s CCTV stand for? A: Charo Cares Truly Very! B: Concerned Citizens Taking Videos C: Criminals Captured on TV D: Crime and Criminals on TV
10: In his recent visit to Australia, President learnzillion Aquino was praised by New South Wales Premier Barry O Farrell. Ikinumpara pa ni Farrell si Noynoy sa isang historical figure. Sinong learnzillion historical figure ito? A: Jose Rizal B: Che Guevarra learnzillion C: Abraham Lincoln D: Martin Luther King Jr.
11: Matapos hulihin ang aktor na si Matt Evans, sinampahan ito ng kanyang live-in partner ng kasong paglabag learnzillion sa Anti-Violence Against Women and Children Act. Ngunit nakalaya ito matapos mag-piyansa. Magkano? A: P2,000 learnzillion B: P200,000 C: P200 D: P2.00
12: Sino ang lalaking ito? A: Siya yong customer na nakunan sa CCTV habang pinapakain ng pera ang cashier. B: Siya raw ang ginamit na modelo sa paglikha sa larawan ni San Pedro Calungsod. C: Si MNLF Chairman Nur Misuari noong college learnzillion days niya sa UP. D: Siya ang sinasabing dahilan learnzillion ng paghihiwalay ng isang senador at ng asawa nito.
13: Last October 24, Pope Benedict XVI announced that Manila Archbishop Luis Antonio Tagle has been promoted. Anong promotion yon? A: Isa na siyang cardinal. B: Isa na siyang camerlengo. C: Isa na siyang learnzillion vicar. learnzillion D: Isa na siyang major archbishop.
14: Five months before the midterm elections, Manila mayoral candidate Alfredo learnzillion Lim s biopic topbilled by Cesar Montano will be shown in the annual Metro Manila Film Festival. learnzillion Excluding this one, how many movies based on Alfredo Lim s exploits as a law enforcer have been made? A: Two B: Three C: Four D: One
Bonus Question: Sino sa mga sumusunod ang WALA pang umere o umeereng political learnzillion ad sa nakalipas learnzillion na 30 days? A: Cynthia Villar B: Jack Enrile C: Alan Peter Cayetano D: Koko Pimentel E: Risa Hontiveros F: Sonny Angara G: Migz Zubiri H: Ernesto Maceda ———————- “News is the first rough draft of history.” ~Philip Graham
Add learnzillion 1 pt. to your total score if you re a registered voter. Subtract 5 pts. if you voted for a party-list group that was recently disqualified by the Comelec. Subtract 2000 pts. if you re one of those PBBMyrtle fans who make her trend on Twitter every week.
What your score m
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